Funny Carpet Fitter Jokes

This week s puns and one liners are on the theme of carpet jokes so they should cover quite a lot as normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality a friend of mine is a carpet fitter.

Funny carpet fitter jokes.

See more ideas about bones funny funny funny pictures. I knock myself out. He stepped out for a smoke only to realize he d lost his cigarettes. Dennis a carpet fitter had just finished laying a carpet for mrs branch.

I got a pre declined credit card in the mail. The cabinet maker is an accomplished counter fitter. The evidence against him was irrefutable because it was found that the workman when he died was hammered. The autopsy led the police to arrest the carpenter who subsequently confessed.

When ole was asked his occupation he replied panty stitcher. 101funjokes has funny carpenter jokes lawyer jokes and doctor jokes. Warning oc what does a mexican carpet fitter say to his donkey when he s late. A vegan and a cross fitter walk into a bar together.

A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets and the mats. Even came up with one after watching the guys in a oil change outfit working in a pit under my car. Police think it was the work of rug addicts.

He retraced his steps and saw in the middle of the room under the carpet what appeared to be a small lump. Feb 20 2018 explore boomers cleaners s board carpet cleaning jokes on pinterest. In the middle of the room under the carpet was a bump. He popped outside out for a smoke only to realise that he had mislaid his cigarettes.

See more bird jokes funny pictures stories and videos. See more ideas about humor funny bones funny. Oh i d heard a few carpet jokes myself over the years. Warning oc what does a mexican carpet fitter say to his donkey when he s late.

Collecting unemployment ole and sven worked together and both were laid off so they headed over to the unemployment office. I sew elastic onto cotton panties the clerk looked up panty stitcher and found it classed as unskilled labor so she gave ole 250 a week unemployment pay. The fitter says because i am smarter than you. Just got fired from da carpet factory.

Yup they were working in a carpit. There is a lot more carpet jokes and rug humor out there on the internet than i would ever have imagined.